What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:00

Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do I build rapport with anybody?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?